Why? Because I have a secret desire to become part of something as viral as this magnificence.
Here are some answers to frequently asked questions:
Don't talk about the Mandatory Sex Party.
No, it is not a key party.
Yes, it is mandatory.
Yes, you do want to participate.
No, you don't have to be a virgin to participate.
Is there a downside?
Well. It is sex. I imagine that there would be several downsides depending on the person you get matched up with, but nonetheless, you are at a mandatory sex party, so tough toenails.
I know what you're thinking now.
"Hey, isn't this girl mormon? WTF is up with that? You aren't even having sex!"
Let me tell you, mister. Just because I ain't gettin any doesn't mean I can't calmly and maturely discuss others gettin some through a creatively sneaky, and mandatory, sexual experience.
And I may or not be a little bit CRAZY.
Don't hate.
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Mandatory Sex Parties
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